Thank you Elle Décor and incredible candle portrait artist @janiekorn for my very own A-List commemorative candle! Instead of Dorian Grey’s creepily pristine portrait, I shall be able to set my flattered visage aflame to see the ensuing, consequential, and inevitable wreckage of my skin - in epic speed. Though, it will not be so quick as to forstall my ability to strategize for the future, identifying necessary tactics to stay the execution of my face at the twin hands of gravity and heat. So for that, alone, my dermatologist and I thank you sincerely. P.S. thank you also for the fictional length of neck you have bestowed up me. If only! #ELLEDecor #EDAList #EDAList2020. Check out https://www.elledecor.com/design-decorate/interior-designers/g3076/a-list-interior-designers/.